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[Scene: A local big-box store; the electronics department. An associate picks up a lone copy of Mass Effect from the glass cases and carries it off.]
MASS EFFECT: Deployment, at last! I dare say this day has been too long in coming. It feels like eons I have remained in stasis as my brethren before me left to the void, one by one. Who has chosen me, madam? A true scholar of the genre? Or perhaps a shooter fan I shall have the pleasure of educating on the finer points of tactical space adventure? I dutifully await my orders!
[The associate sets the game down in a bin filled with other assorted
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Price-bustersBeing a man, and a single one at that, I have remained under a certain level of ignorance regarding women's rights. I have known that it seems to be ongoing, but I was never quite sure why — that is, until I learned just how many separate battles are being waged on one front. Or maybe it's how many fronts have been engaged in one battle...Price-busters
The British have recently earned a victory in the name of large bosoms. Now, large bosoms, to me, have never seemed like objects in need of any form of defense. Like other ignorant males, I had just come to respect the seemingly enigmatic power and influence they have possessed over the wo
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Interview with the Cherub[A camera is trained on a small, chubby, man sitting on a stool. He winces momentarily, his wings spreading, as a light passes over his eyes.]Interview with the Cherub
OFF-SCREEN INTERVIEWER: I'm sorry. We're usually set up well in advance for these, but this was on such short notice and we know you're very busy. We're very grateful you could take time at all.
WINGED MAN: Hey, no worries. No one's ever wanted to ask us anything before, like it's some mystical sorta thing, you know? It's really pretty basic if—
INTERVIEWER: I've been told we're ready, sir.
WINGED MAN: Oh, right. Good to go, here.
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- Current Residence: Western NY
- Interests: Humor, Journalism, Video Games
- Favourite movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- Favourite band or musician: Kansas, Stray Cats
- Favourite poet or writer: Dave Barry, C.S. Lewis
- Operating System: Windows Vista
- Favourite game: Phoenix Wright, Sly Cooper, DragonQuest
- Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo DS
- Tools of the Trade: Notepad, Pen and Voice Recorder
- Email: triptychr@yahoo.com
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It seems a fantastic paradox, but it is nevertheless a most important truth, that no architecture can be truly noble which is not imperfect.
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