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Haiku From Mother

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You use that coaster
Or as God is my witness
I will strike you dead
My mom has never actually said this to me, but I imaigned her saying it at 1:00 in the morning and burst out laughing. I also realized it was a haiku. I would never put it past my mom to think something similar to this sometime. In fact, I bet every mother has. Finally, notice how the more I ramble about something in a description, the more pointless I think the actual product is.
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BurntMark's avatar
Very funny. Good contemporary use of the form.